Bush Staff Is Getting Schooled

GEORGE W. BUSH, in response to intense criticism over his administration's lack of ethical values over Plamegate, has order many in his staff to TAKE ETHICS CLASSES! Yes, you heard right, they're going to get schooled! Now, I think the big question here is whether C's will be adequate for Dubya to accept.

Here's a great transcript from my buddy Roger on how a hypothetical press conference would transpire in light of this recent news. It's too hilarious, I can't take credit for it:

Reporter: Will we be able to see the exam results?

Fat Ass Scotty: Exam results? I'm not sure that there will...

Reporter: Yes, exam results, so we know they're actually paying attention during this class, unlike the previous ones I'm assuming they attended?

FAS: I haven't heard any details about exams, but...

Reporter: Then how do we know they aren't going to just sleep through these classes? Will the Exam be multiple choice or essay?

FAS: Again, I don't know anything about any...

Reporter: Will the President be taking part in this class, and will anyone be allowed to score higher than him on the exam?

FAS: What???

Reporter: I know a C average is... well, average, but will anyone else score higher than the President? Are there any officials in Washington at all that can score better than a C average?