Good Evening

Hi Everybody,

I'm new here and will be posting at a (hopefully) more frequent rate than Brian. He's a fucking slacker anyway. And while he's not paying attention, I plan to piss off everyone, and maybe some of those everyone's will laugh a little. All part of my plan to get him to post more often.

Shit, shouldn't have given that away.

While Brian is the actually educated and well thought out political thinker, I'm a drunk. You'll notice that soon enough, trust me. And, by the way, check out the link to the Rude Pundit. He's the inspiration for all my political writings, you'll notice that soon enough as well. But he's the master.

Enjoy. Send lots of hate mail if you don't. I love reading 'em.

Thanks, and pass the Scotch.